So it's official, and what a piece of depressing news it is. Yes, that's right... SNSD is making its comeback with a new album. And guess that the super amazing and original name is? At first, I thought they'd come up with something clever like "H" (To follow up with "G." They learned how to count in HAHAHA so now they can learn the alphabet) or "Fairy" (To follow up with Genie). But no.
The name of their album will be "Oh!" as in "Oh! My god this album sucks!" or "Oh! I think my ears are bleeding!" or "Oh! Why did I even think they might do something dignified for a change?"
Oh, and here's their teaser for you...
I seriously thought that after Chocolate Love, they'd be taking the Lindsay Lohan/Brittany Spears route and go full out with the "slut" concept.
I get that they’re trying to do another "cute" and "innocent" concept, but that isn't working. Their frizzy hair looks ridiculous, far from cute, and those slutty cheerleader outfits are just so... um, slutty. I swear, what with those short skirts and exposed midriffs, it'll be like watching a porn teaser.
Moving on, I’d like to introduce you to their track list.
1. Oh!
2. Show! Show! Show!
3. 뻔&Fun (Sweet Talking Baby)
4. 영원히 너와 꿈꾸고 싶다 (Forever)
5. 웃자 (Be Happy)
6. 화성인 바이러스 (Boys & Girls) -feat.key (SHINee)
7. 카라멜 커피 (Talk To Me)
8. 별별별 (☆★☆)
9. 무조건 해피엔딩 (Stick Wit U)
10. 좋은 일만 생각하기 (Day by Day)
11. Gee
12. 소원을 말해봐 (Genie)
Nice job, SM, slipping Gee and Genie back there just when you thought we wouldn't be looking. I won't even rant about how amused I am by the fact that Key's in there. First SNSD stole Minho for their "Gee" video, and now Key's vocals will be in there. And it's interesting how this coincides with one of his statements on MakBanShi... (a reality show)
So, in conclusion, let's all have fun making parody videos of the song when it comes out. And at apparently how ridiculously deluded their fans are to think that these girls images are "pure and Innocent". Until we can have a better K-POP industry... STAND strong, everyone!
Edited by Modertor in order to move to the News section and merged
Edited by Admin: added full song & lyrics
I'm not the same girl from before
Brand New Style
Together with the new me
One More Round
Dance Dance Dance
You'll be wrong This Time
Oppa, oppa I'll Be I'll Be
Down Down Down Down
Oppa look at me! Just look at me
-This is a first for me to say something like this ha!-
I even did my hair and my makeup
-Why is it you that doesn't notice?-
Thump, thump my heart is trembling
I keep on keep on imagining
What should I do, I used to be arrogant *sassy
But now I want to say
Oh, oh, oh, oppa I love you!
Ah, ah, ah ah! Lots and lots!
I'm getting timid so please don't laugh
I'm being serious so please don't tease me
Again, Why are you saying dumb things?
I'm not the same girl from before
Brand New Style
Together with the new me
One More Round
Dance Dance Dance
You'll be wrong This Time
Oppa, oppa I'll Be I'll Be
Down Down Down Down
Oppa hold on a minute, please listen for a minute
-This isn't just a quick thing to say-
Don't think me as just a dongsaeng
-A year from now, you will regret it-
You don't know, don't know my heart at all
You keep on joking around as if I don't notice
What should I do, with this immature one?
Really, listen up!
Oh, oh, oh, oppa I love you!
Ah, ah, ah ah! Lots and lots!
I'm getting timid so please don't laugh
I'm being serious so please don't tease me!
If you do it again, I just might cry!
I'm not the same girl from before
Brand New Style
For today it's different, with a hot body
Down down I'll get mad if you don't notice
Oppa oppa the way it is now is
No No No No
Tell Me Boy Boy Love
It- It- It- It- It- It- It Ah~
Oh, oh, oh oppa I love you!
Ah, ah, ah ah! Lots and lots!
Oh, oh, oh oh!
Oh, oh, oh, oppa I love you!
Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah
Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah!
Lots and lots!
Why are you saying dumb things again? Oh~
Oh, oh, oh oh!
Ah, ah, ah ah!
Oh, oh, oh, oh,
oh, oh, oh, oppa I love you!
Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah
Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah!
Lots and lots!
Oh, oh, oh, oh,
oh, oh, oh, oppa I love you!
Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah
Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah!
Lots and lots!
Oh~